I am taking inspiration from this piece:
https://open.substack.com/pub/jennbudd/p/ideas-on-how-to-protest-against-ices
That article has practical suggestions from a woman who knows border control.
I’m here with creative input because other than being detained 8 hours by a jackass once, I do not.
One role some of us women might play is the yeller of things. I’m sure we can find our inner Karen of pent up rage for a good cause. Pretend it’s an ex, an ex abuser or your Orwellian hate break. Method act! Improv! Comedy! Scream therapy! whatever works.
With a megaphone (DJ me knows about amplified audio: check local regs, use a decibel detector app to stay within them) you could be much further away, perhaps in your own yard or a friendly one. Indoors through a window, car, etc…
If you need something devastating to yell at ICE (and I believe we should all have something on hand) here are some suggestions based on the “touchy” areas mentioned in the article.
They are meant to be awful to throw them off balance. I think a woman saying some of them would be particularly off-putting. The point is to mock them, so they aren’t threatening and can’t really be seen as “aggressive” aside from the fact about treason, perhaps.
Don’t judge me, the audience are fucking nazis!
I guess I did learn SOMETHING from my awful parent though, ewww!
Please feel add your own in comments!
• Sorry about your tiny dick
• I bet hookers laugh at that baby carrot you’re packing.
• Do you still fuck daddy with that mouth?
• How did Trump’s balls taste?
• What’s wrong rent a cop, were you too dumb for the academy, or just too fat?
• Hey, my mom’s tits look like that in her apron too. You need to be fitted for a better bra.
• Nice mask, gimp! Which one’s your top?
• Feel like a real man locking up women and babies?
• What’s it like wanking in your mom’s basement alone every night, loser?
• I bet you can’t fuck without viagra, pussy.
• I can’t wait to testify at your trial!
• Have you stopped wetting the bed yet?
• You’re going to cry like a bitch in jail!
• How did your dumb ass get a driver’s license?
• They aren’t the reason you’re poor, asshole.
• We know you’re all pedos because real women won’t fuck you. (Bonus for laughing)
• I’ve seen better formation from a high school girl’s drill team.
• Where did you get your badge, a cracker jack box?
• I thought you couldn’t breathe in masks!
• What, was hobby lobby out of the matching pointy hats?
• Where are your kneepads, bootlicker?
• Did Trump let you spit or make you swallow?
• It only counts as saving yourself for marriage if someone wants your inchworm dick.
• You dropped something, your morals/ethics!
• Hitler would have killed you first, because you’re morons!
• Treason is punishable by firing squad in this county.
• Why are you handcuffing women and children, too weak to restrain them or too fat to catch them?
• God’s watching you. Jesus thinks you’re an asshole too!
• I bet your wife is a fleshlight.
• I bet your wife is out fucking someone else right now, I would be.
• You’re going to hell!
• You run like you’re being chased by your own ass.
• Go fuck yourself, incel.
• Look at your tiny hands/feet, no wonder you need such a big gun.
• I bet you cry after cumming.
• I bet your mommy still breast feeds you.
• What did they promise you? It’s always a lie.
• Wasn’t McDonald’s hiring this summer?
• Have another donut, pig, no-one could find your dick under that gut even if they wanted to.
• Was the president’s physical fitness test oral or anal?
• You’re doing it wrong!
• I bet your daddy left the first time he laid eyes on you.
• Women like big dicks, not pig dicks.
• Sooooooeeeeyyyyyy! Pig pig pig.
• Have you arrested Melania yet?
• Oh look! The pencil dick patrol is back.
• Why don’t you have a real uniform? Doesn’t sound like they plan to keep you around.
• So, do y’all suck each other off before or after the arrests?
• Your dad should have hit you harder and knocked some sense into you.
• Where are all the people in support of what you’re doing? I only see people who hate you.
• Nice mask, it’s not Halloween, asshole.
• Are you deporting them to take their jobs?
• Shouldn’t you be arresting serious criminals like Trump?
• Shouldn’t you be arresting muskrat for interstate drug transport?
• Shouldn’t you be arresting pedophiles like the Tate brothers?
• Why don’t they let you drive/Why do you have to drive the shitty car?
• Sorry your mom’s abortion/miscarriage failed.
• I’m taller than YOU in heels
• You can’t find a clit with gps, I had to pull your girlfriend off my face last week.
• You drive like my grandma!
• You look awfully tan to me. Don’t worry, you’ll be next.
• Back to the trailer park, cleetus!
• Show your face, pussy!
• Bubba says he can’t wait to be your cellmate again, bitch.
• Get back in your clowncars, honkeys!
• Was there a sale on jackboots or do y’all just coordinate your outfits like teenage girls?
• You look tired, someone needs a nap.
"Those outfits are adorable! Are you cosplaying as brownshirts or junkies?"
I notice some are wearing sneakers.
You can ask them if they ran out of women's sizes at the Nazi supply store.