For anyone is interested in the practice of delayed gratification to adjust their relationship with spending or [probably not really] save for a home or retirement, the only thing better than living from paycheck to paycheck that I’ve found is:
Living in Abject Poverty
It’s free, relatively straightforward, AND a sweet bare bones budget is almost never as fun that puzzle game you can’t afford. Probably cancel that renewal.
How do I know if Abject Poverty is right for me, Love?
Fuck if I know. I guess I sort of thought everyone on this side of the L-curve who bought a strawberry or avocado in the last year was probably in the same boat or climbing in soon?
Awkward. Ahem.
Peas and Carrots
Peaches and Cream
Peanut Butter and Jelly
Cookies and Milk
Delayed Gratification and Abject Poverty!
Say it when you play it! Ask for it by name!
It may not have been your plan, but it’s your problem just the same.
It seems like I read once, a high tide lifts all ships.
That must just be first class, they leave anchors for tips.